I need to stop coming to work sober
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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