Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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