Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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