So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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