no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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