I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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