Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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