i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Alive.
So much puke
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
