So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
do nipples grow back?
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