fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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