Your tits are I can't wait for
id be glad to
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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