Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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