Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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