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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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