Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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