Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
