I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize