He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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