When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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