i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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