you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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