I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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