Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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