he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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