Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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