Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize