So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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