You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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