week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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