you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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