Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Holy shit dude........stairs
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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