Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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