the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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