if i died would you start the facebook group?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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