so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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