I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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