He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
