I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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