i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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