Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
third nipple confirmed
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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