i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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