I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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