so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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