That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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