I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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