It's Friday. Sex?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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