I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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