Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
