Cold hands, warm shart.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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