KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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