in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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