So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
