Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it was like eating out sand paper
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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