he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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