these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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