omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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