when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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