Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she told me i tasted like america
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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