Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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