so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it's great music for shaving your balls
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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